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THE CHAMPAGNE METHODTM

Powering Presence

THE CHAMPAGNE METHOD
OUR COUP D’ÉTAT
ON BRANDING AS USUAL

The Champagne Method isn’t just a philosophy. It’s our way of marketing. A proprietary platform that powers the presence of women-led businesses through Marketing, Media, Mindshare, and Moments — architected to transform story into structure, visibility into influence, and presence into power. It’s how we build brands that don’t just appear online — they arrive.

Because presence isn’t an accident. It’s engineered. And while the industry is busy chasing algorithms and posting into the void, we’re building something far more durable: cultural gravity.

But here’s the part most marketing textbooks leave out:
Marketing is messy. It doesn’t follow a neat rulebook. One day you’re planning a campaign. The next day you’re fielding sponsorship requests, vendor partnerships, influencer pitches, ad buys, social media proposals, and community asks — all competing for the same budget and attention.

Real marketing isn’t a checklist. It’s a constant series of decisions. Which voices matter. Which opportunities move the brand forward. Which ones politely get a “not right now.” That’s exactly why The Champagne Method platform exists. To bring structure to the chaos. To help businesses turn a flood of opportunities into intentional presence.

Because branding isn’t about checking boxes. It’s about knowing which boxes to burn. We don’t reject strategy. We refine it. We don’t ignore data.
We interpret it. We don’t perform for platforms. We build the kind of presence that makes the platforms perform for you.

the Origin Story

NOT BUILT FROM TEMPLATES


THE HOUSE OF CHAMPAGNE was not built from a template. It was built in rooms. Rooms where sponsorships were negotiated. Rooms where agencies pitched. Rooms where budgets were defended.
Rooms where founders were expected to perform instead of build.

After thirty years inside luxury branding, hospitality, media, and events — on both sides of the table — Kristie Christensen saw the gap clearly: Opportunities weren’t the problem. Lack of infrastructure was.

THE HOUSE OF CHAMPAGNE exists so founders stop reacting and start deciding. And it’s built on four pillars:
Marketing. Media. Mindshare. Moments.

Not steps. Not trends. Not hacks. Pillars.
Because business doesn’t unfold in order. It unfolds in the wild. When something happens —
the House decides.

Marketing

LET THEM EAT CAKE.
BUT KNOW THEIR FLAVOR.

THE LABEL

If the label is wrong, nothing else matters. Marketing inside the House of Champagne is not posting schedules and hashtags…it is

• Positioning
• Offer architecture
• Pricing logic
• Messaging clarity
• Audience psychology

Before the pour, before the partnerships, before the launch — the Label must match the worth.
No borrowed captions. No diluted narrative.
No trend-led panic.

Media

YOUR STORY. TOLD.

THE POUR

The pour should flow — not spill. Media is distribution architecture. Where do you show up? Why? Is it building equity — or ego? Inside the Method, Media means:

• Platform discernment
• Authority strategy
• Visibility calibration
• Cadence architecture

We are trend-aware. Never trend-led. You don’t post pink on Wednesday because you think the algorithm wants you to. You post because it strengthens the Label. With precision. With purpose.

Mindshare

FIND THE RIGHT ROOM. THEN, GROW IN THE ROOM. THEN CHANGE THE ROOM.

THE CEO SOCIETY & OTHER CONNECTIONS

One glass is cute. A tower cascading with women who pour into each other changes the room. Mindshare is not networking for validation. It is strategic room selection and visibility that reinforce YOUR beautiful story.

• Collaborations
• Partnerships
• Visibility in our own proprietary media platforms
• Community positioning
• Ecosystem stacking

Every “yes” either strengthens the Tower or weakens it.
The House of Champagne captures the difference.

Moments

SOIRÉES THAT POWER THE ROOM WITH VISIBILITY

THE POP


Launches. Soirées. Campaigns. Activations.

The Pop converts attention into memory.
Memory compounds into loyalty.
Loyalty builds equity.

We don’t chase hype.

We design Moments people remember two years later.

Put the Champagne Methodtm
to work

WORK WITH KRISTIE CHRISTENSEN IN THE HOUSE OF CHAMPAGNE

For organizations ready to elevate their brand presence, the House of Champagne collaborates with businesses to design the architecture of their brand.

These engagements focus on shaping the full ecosystem of a brand — from positioning and messaging to media presence, marketing strategy, and experiential moments.

Because branding isn’t simply promotion. It’s structure. And when the structure is right, everything else — content, partnerships, visibility, and growth — begins to align.

• Brand positioning and narrative development
• Marketing architecture and campaign strategy
• Content ecosystems and media presence
• Experiential brand moments and events
• Founder voice and thought leadership

Let’s Have a Conversation

SMALL BUSINESS
BRANDING PACKAGE

NO RETAINERS. JUST STRUCTURE.


We’re not like the others—and we’ve never tried to be.

No long-term contracts.
No slow-drip deliverables.
No “let’s keep this going another six months.”
We build brands to stand on their own.

In a focused, high-impact engagement, we create the identity, presence, and strategy your business actually needs—so you can move forward with clarity and confidence. Then we hand it over.

Because the goal isn’t to keep you. It’s to equip you.
To give you the wings, the structure, and the platform to grow without second-guessing every move. This isn’t branding as a service.
It’s branding as a turning point.

BRANDING PACKAGES BEGIN AT $10,000
and complete within 90 days

Let’s Build your Brand Foundation

RSVP

1:1 INTENSIVE SESSIONS
WITH KRISTIE CHRISTENSEN


RSVP is where access gets personal.
These are focused, high-level strategic intensives designed to bring immediate clarity to how your brand is positioned, seen, and experienced. We don’t spend time on surface-level tactics or drawn-out timelines—we get to the point, refine what matters, and align the pieces so everything starts working together.

This is not “pick my brain.” This is a recalibration.
You’ll leave with direction, language, and a way of thinking that changes how you move forward—long after the conversation ends.

EACH SESSION = 3-4 HOURS

Let’s Pour Some Champagne &
Build your Brand Plan…

Interactive
Speaking Engagements


Kristie delivers The Champagne Method™ as both a high-impact presentation and an interactive experience—designed to shift how the room thinks about branding entirely. Rooted in Marketing, Media, Mindshare, and Moments, her work moves beyond theory and into real-time application—challenging audiences to connect what they’re doing, refine how they’re seen, and build brands that actually emotionally connect with their audience through the psychology of branding and funnel the spending noise into spend that actually makes sense for the brand. This is not a traditional keynote. It’s a conversation, a recalibration, and an experience the room doesn’t forget.

Immersive, Interactive Brand Speaking Engagements Beginning at $3500

Let’s Pour Some Champagne…

the Power of Presence – the Checklist

LET’S BE CLEAR…

PRESENCE OUTRANKS PERFORMANCE
A brand can curtsy all night and still be forgotten. If it doesn’t enter like it owns the room, no amount of applause will matter. Atmosphere beats effort. Always.

PSYCHOLOGY SETS THE TABLE BEFORE ANYONE SITS DOWN
The room decides first. Logic shows up later — powdered, polite, and hoping it’s still invited. Influence is emotional. Reason just explains it afterward.

NOT EVERYONE GETS A SEAT.
Reach is cheap. Anyone can throw a party. Resonance is rare — it requires taste, restraint, and the nerve to say no at the door.

TRADITIONAL IS NOT THE ENEMY. IGNORANCE IS. Learn the etiquette so well you can shatter it without spilling your champagne. Breaking rules without taste is chaos. Breaking them with precision is power.

EXPERIENCE IS THE STRATEGY.
Brands aren’t built in dashboards, decks, or spreadsheets. They’re built in rooms where posture speaks before language and memory lingers longer than metrics.

SOME MOMENTS REFUSE TO BE PLANNED.
They announce themselves — to the people who know how to see. Iconic outcomes aren’t scheduled. They’re recognized.

SHARING IS NOT EFFORT. IT’S OVERFLOW.
When the source is calibrated, the champagne doesn’t need encouragement. The tower tips on its own.

THIS IS REBELLION, BUT REFINED.
Opinionated, not loud. Decadent, not sloppy. Refined, not obedient.

THIS ISN’T A SYSTEM YOU MEMORIZE. IT’S A TEMPERAMENT YOU ACQUIRE.

And if you’re paying attention, you can hear it already.

That’s not momentum. That’s the cork twisting —right before the room gets drenched.